From the rec.humor.funny joke archives.
Just thought I'd pass this along...
Several years ago, while working in my shop, I had a customer in my chair that
I was just finishing up. ( Haircut)
As was my usual custom, I started to apply some after-shave lotion to the area
around the the ears that I had just shaved.
Customer: "Don't put that S#@! on me, my wife says I smell like a French
Whore House with that S#@!"
Another Customer in the Shop: " Hey John, you can put it on me. My wife has
never been in a French Whore House..."
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