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This is a true story related to me by a friend:

A father is putting his child to bed when the child decides to ask a question.

Child : Daaaaaaad...

Father : Yes, Mathew?

Child : Dad, do you like guns?

Father (somewhat concerned) : No, Mathew. I don't like guns.

Child (after thinking a bit) : Daaaaaaad...

Father : Yes Mathew?

Child : Do you like knives?

Father : No, Mathew. I don't like knives.

Child (after some more deep thought) : Dad, do you like brushes?

Father (now extremely confused) : Yes, Mathew. I like brushes.

Child : Can you shoot people with brushes?

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