Best of Jokes Current Jokes RHF Home Search Sponsor RHF?
Fun Stuff & Jokes
Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Those Wacky Federal Agents...

MISDEPT@rosemont.org (MIS Department)
(smirk, computers)

From "Wound-Up DefCon Winds Down", a Wired article on the annual hackers
convention:

Sunday morning and afternoon sessions were punctuated with rousing
rounds of "Spot the Fed," the annual DefCon game of outing federal
agents. 

Anyone identified as a Fed was brought up on stage for questioning. The
suspected Feds, all of whom were more than willing to whip out badges
after a few minutes of interrogation, were dressed almost universally in
polo shirts and khakis, their crew-cut stiffness a striking contrast to
their black-clad accusers. 

The audience hurled questions at them like, "Does your office have a ban
on Furby's?" and "What does Dana Scully [the fictional X-files agent]
really look like?" One Fed lost all hope of going undetected by
responding, "Never heard of him." 

[Copyright 1994-99 Wired Digital Inc. All rights reserved.  For more on
the story: http://www.wired.com/news/news/technology/story/20671.html]

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Best of Jokes | Current Jokes | RHF Home | Search