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The Mickek Mouse Club Theme Song 
  [another last-minute Y-to-K conversion, 
   set to the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"] 

What's the buzzword for the bug 
That ends the century? 
  Y-2-K !  Y-2-K !  P-A-N-I-C! 

Come along, and join the throng 
and raid the grocery 
  D-I-S  T-U-R  B-A-N-C-E 

Beans and rice and spam (and guns!) 
Are all we need to be 
  S-U-R  V-I-V  A-L-I-S-T 

Your box won't boot, so join the suit 
against the industry: 
  M-A-L  P-R-A  C-T-I-C-E 

What will work and what will crash? 
It's all a mystery! 
  P-R-E  D-I-C  A-M-E-N-T 

No more water, gas, or cash 
or electricity 
  C-A-T  A-S-T  R-O-P-H-E 

Life gets nasty, brutish, short 
and poor as it can be 
  A-P-O  C-A-L  Y-P-T-I-C 

Y2K (make a buck!), Y2K (make a buck!), 
Watch how consulting fees are raised up high! 
  High! High! High! 

How did this whole mess occur 
and bring such misery? 
  P-R-O (oh, sure, two digits is enough) 
  G-R-A (airborne at midnight? good luck!) 
  M-M-I-N-G ! 

Copyright (c) 1900 
 by Mike Morton <mikeATmikemortonDOTcom> 
and Evan Morton <evan_mortonATyahooDOTcom> 

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