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THINGY (thing-ee) n. 
  female: Any part under a car's hood. 
  male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
  female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
  male:   Playing football without a helmet. 

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
  female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
  male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for 
          a weekend with the boys. 

BUTT (but) n. 
  female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured 
          makes "look bigger." 
  male:   what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, 
          homerun, or goal.  Also good for mooning. 

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 
  female: A desire to get married and raise a family. 
  male:   Making the effort to not pick up other women 
             while out with one's girlfriend. 

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. 
  female: A good movie, concert, play or book. 
  male:   Anything that can be done while drinking. 

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n. 
  female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. 
  male:   A source of entertainment, self-expression 
          and male bonding. 

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
  female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
  male:   Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up 
          in bed.

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