I read in the news today that the government of the Grand Caymans didn't want a specific cruise ship docking in their country. The vessel carries 900 gay men who would be stopping over in the Grand Caymans for about seven hours.
That's absolutely absurd. Gay men would never hit on the locals en masse. Everyone knows that's what the cabin boys are for.
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