A guy is sitting at the bar drinking to drown his sorrows. A beautiful woman sits down next to him, orders a double, and sighs deeply. He turns to her and asks her, "So what's wrong in your life?"
She hardly glances at him and says, "My husband left me today."
He says, "What a coincidence. My wife left me today."
They keep drinking for a few minutes and then he asks her, "So why did he leave you?"
She looks at him and says, "He said he couldn't stand living with me anymore."
He says, "What a coincidence! My wife said she couldn't stand living with me anymore, too."
They drink some more and then he asks her, "So what couldn't he stand about living with you?"
She smiles at him a little and says, "Well, I like really kinky sex and he didn't, so he left."
The guy shakes his head in disbelief and says, "This is incredible! *I* like really kinky sex and that's why my wife left."
They drink some more, exchanging sidelong glances, and he finally says, "Well, seeing as we're both alone now, and seeing as we both have similar interests..."
"Yes," she quickly says, "my apartment is right around the corner."
So they head over to her apartment. Once inside, she says, "I'm going to slip into something a little more comfortable. I'll be right back."
She goes into her bedroom and gets undressed, then puts on a studded leather collar, black lace split-crotch panties, a leather bustier, fishnet stockings and spike heels, the whole setup.
She comes out of the bedroom to find the guy heading out the door. "Why are you leaving?" she asks him, "You just got here. I thought we were going to have some kinky sex."
He looks at her and shrugs, "Hey, I fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm done."
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