More Forni-gate jokes... These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
>Subject: Clinton's charades + Mike McCurry
Mike McCurry, the President's Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Serge Elnitsky)
>Subject: One more for the Clinton digest
Did you know that "Monica Lewinsky" is an anagram of "wank my silicone"?
>From: email@example.com (David Salzberg)
>Organization: Center for Monitoring Research
>Subject: Original: Clinton's Library
With all the recent scandals, it seems that Clinton's presidential library will be the first with a pornography section.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Mike Basinger)
>Organization: University of Georgia
>Subject: Clinton People
I keep hearing people from Clinton's inner circle talk on radio and television saying that they are behind President Clinton 100%. Good idea, since it's obviously not safe to stand in front of him.
>From: email@example.com (Brian O'Reilly)
>Organization: E831 University of Colorado
>Subject: A heartbeat away??
I suppose this means Al Gore is only six inches away from the presidency...
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Bob Cradock)
>Subject: The scandal that keeps on ticking
Doesn't Clinton realize that a coverup always gets you in more trouble than whatever you did in the first place?
He should have just opened up, come clean, and taken his licks.
Oops, I guess maybe he's already done that.
>From: email@example.com (Derek Bell)
It looks like Clinton will be the second president to be brought down by "Deep Throat"!
>From: Ken.Hamel@Colorado.EDU (Ken Hamel)
>Subject: Clinton Q & A
Q: Why does Pres. Clinton wear boxer shorts?
A: To keep his ankles warm.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Brad Templeton)
>Organization: ClariNet Communications Corp. http://www.clari.net/brad
Q: What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Bill Clinton?
A: Quayle was no Jack Kennedy."
>From: Dean@locktrack.com (Dean Woodward)
>Subject: Divorce Proceedings
Thought of the day:
If Bill Clinton's guilty of the charges against him, and Hillary divorces him (as would be justifiable if he's messing around:)
Does she get to run half the country for the rest of his term?
>From: email@example.com (John C. Hallyburton, Jr.)
>Subject: Monica Lewinsky Career joke
Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A: She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
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