And the Clinton jokes keep rolling in.
These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
>From: email@example.com (Michael McCumber)
>Subject: Suggestion to Clinton
If President Clinton practiced safe, monogamous sex, he wouldn't be worried about aides.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Alfie Phillips)
>Organization: Motorola, High Perfomance Embedded Systems Division
I heard that Clinton was on the Conan show and was quoted to say:
"I didn't tell her to lie in the disposition."
"I told her to lay in that position."
>From: email@example.com (John L. Pearlman)
>Subject: The Washington scene
It occurred to me that for a young woman, taking a job in the White House, these days, could be thought of as joining the "Piece Corps."
>Subject: Clinton sex scandal
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Stephen R. Balzac)
Let's see if I have this straight... people are upset with Clinton for allegedly doing to one person what George Bush and Ronald Reagan did to the entire country. Isn't envy a terrible thing?
>From: jms4@po.CWRU.Edu (James M. Sohr)
>Subject: Self serving policy?
While browsing the White House's web page looking for info about the latest scandal, I knew I had succeeded when I found the following header at the top of the page under the current press releases:
"The White House at Work: Increasing Support for Family Planning"
Ah, well I guess that's one way to put it...
>From: email@example.com (Dave Calhoun)
>Subject: And the public says...
A recent poll of 2000 women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
94% responded "Never again"
[Heard on KLSY radio in Seattle]
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Neal Gross)
Prosecutors have agreed to spare Ted Kaczynski's life, in exchange for his testimony of having had an affair with President Clinton.
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