You people sure don't waste any time... These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Naomi Zikmund-Fisher)
>Subject: Interesting choice of words
Yesterday, President Clinton was interviewed by Jim Lehrer on his alleged affair with a whitehouse intern and subsequent alleged subornation of her perjury. Clinton said,
"I'm just trying to suppress my natural impulses and get back to work."
>From: email@example.com (Sherrill C. J. Edwards)
>Subject: New Book Coming Out
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal.
Working title: "All the President's Women."
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (abbi and guy perets)
I'm watching Sky news live at 9pm in Israel, 22 January (2 pm EST).
Mike McCurry, White House Spokesman, just told reporters that "The preseident really wants to be in a position to satisfy people with his performance."
Isn't that the whole problem?
>From: email@example.com (Clifton Royston)
>Subject: Clinton turns over a few pages...
It occurred to me on the way back from lunch today that there was really only one suitable name for the latest Clinton scandal:
Remember, you heard it here first...
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Dave Agans)
>Subject: Clinton's defense
Clinton's defense in the White House aide sex scandal;
"I didn't come."
>From: email@example.com (John Scott McCauley Jr)
>Subject: Cambridge, Mass. Bumper sticker?
"Re-elect President Gore in 2000"
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (TOM KAN PA)
>Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
>Subject: New at the Book Store
Hillary Clinton is coming out with her new book, "It takes a village to watch my husband"
[Note - originally by Jay Leno - ed]
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