And so it begins... What follows are the better of the one-liners regarding the death of Sonny Bono. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
Particularly sensitive readers will not want to read this.
>From: email@example.com (Steve Norbut)
>Organization: Alpha One Marketing Group, Inc.
>Subject: Celebrity Ski Accidents
It has been rumored that the latest ski accidents are a conspiracy - The trees were planted.
[from the Bob and Tom radio show - Indianapolis, IN]
>From: SNAGORKA@IMR.RJF.com (Scott Nagorka)
>Subject: Sonny Bono Jokes
What do the Republican and Democratic Parties have in common? An extra lift ticket.
Grim Reaper Skier's Forecast.......Mostly Sonny.
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Robert Eden)
>Subject: Ski a Bono
If Sonny Bono skis into a tree and no one is around to hear it...
Does he make a sound?
>From: email@example.com (Dave Weingart)
>Subject: Tasteless Early Morning Thoughts
A comment from Stefan Jones, SeJ@aol.com
> This morning's NPR news's coverage of Sonny Bono's death stated that the
> former singer "had a great impact on the entertainment world and politics,"
> to which I mentally added, "not to mention on a tree."
>From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Ken Mondschein)
>Subject: To ski or not to ski
The recent deaths of Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono have led to concerns that more mandatory safety regulations are needed on the ski slopes.
I disagree. I think that all that's needed on the slopes are more politicians.
>From: Lisa Friedman
>Subject: New Movie
Did ya hear about the new movie that's out?
White Men Can't Ski
>From: email@example.com (Mike Sherry)
>Subject: Joke Submission
With Sony Bono's death our country has lost both a statesman and an entertainer. Although on the entertainment side, the only impression he could do was Michael Kennedy.
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