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An accordionist was on his way to a gig, and stopped off at the booking hall to arrange some paperwork. As he got out of the car, he thought to himself, "This is a pretty rough neighborhood, I'd better lock the car." So he did.

But worse luck--when he returned to his car, after only a couple of minutes, he saw that someone has smashed his passenger side window... and left two accordions in the back seat.

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