What follows are the better of the jokes I've received regarding the death of Princess Diana. They are digested because they are "lesser" jokes which didn't warrant posting on their own. If you are even slightly put off at attempts to poke fun at events such as this, I strongly discourage you from reading further. Let me say that again. If you are even slightly put off at attempts to poke fun at events such as this, I strongly discourage you from reading further. And for those of you who will read on despite my warnings and flame me as a result, let me just say that this was the most distasteful task I've had as RHF's moderator. Don't think for one second that I enjoyed it, because I didn't. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Ken Bayer) Subject: Princess Di Press release from the National Enquirer: "Following the gross misconduct of paparazzi at the scene of Princess Diana's death, we have decided that, after the funeral, we will no longer be accepting photos of Princess Diana for publication." [By Matt Standley] = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Calvin P. Berast!) Subject: Too early to be tastefull... My wife kept complaining that I never took her on vacation, so I decided to take her to Paris and give her the royal treatment... = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Brett Hawn) Subject: Mother Theresa dies I was sitting at work today when someone said Mother Teresa had died, without thought I popped off with: Must be the Catholics trying to one-up the Protestants again... = = = = = = = From: Niels_U._Harremoemail@example.com Subject: Initial reaction to death of Diana When I saw the headline "Paparazzi hunts Di to death", my immediate reaction was: "I'll never buy another of his records!" = = = = = = = From: ER@Rmatsc.RIEM.COM Subject: Killer Tabloid. Did you hear they're blaming a specific tabloid for Princess Diana's death? The Paris Post. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Randolph Bentson) Subject: First they got Di.... Jerry Adams has denied that the IRA has asked the papparazzi for photos of the royal family and members of the British parliament. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Dave Cornejo) Subject: The Queens Processional Here in San Francisco, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are sponsoring a candlelight march in honor of Princess Diana. So, the Queens are marching for the Princess... [Original from my wife]
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