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Falling Dow, Falling Stocks, Falling...

chaber@neosoft.com (Cecil Habermacher)
(topical, smirk, sick, original)

With Monday's 554-point drop in the Dow, I understand that Tuesday's weather forecast for New York City will be partly cloudy, with expected highs in the mid 50s, lows expected in the lower 40s, and a 20% chance of falling stockbrokers in the afternoon and evening hours.


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