A few years back I was wandering through one of those "themed" tourist towns full of gift shops and craft stores. I noticed a basket full of brown lumps. The sign above them explained matters, and so, without further ado (and with only one obvious spelling correction) I give you the story of one of the more bizarre products I have ever encountered, the: PooPets (TM) Handcrafted by Amish Mennonites in Lancaster County, PA out of 100% cow manure, Nature's finest fertilizer. All of our friendly, functional fecal figurines will last for years, and constantly releases fertilizer at a controlled rate that will not burn plants. With seeds for eyes, they are completely organic, biodegradable and safe. These small art works are the easiest way to effortlessly fertilize, take care of and nurture your plucky plants for years while adding the beauty of hand-crafted ar[t]works to the setting of your flower pots.
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