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I was at a conference in PA lately and at lunch we were discussing 
travel and specifically planes.  One guy said he got on a plane, it 
pulled away from the ramp, started down the runway and the pilot shut 
down the engines.  They taxied back to the ramp, the front door opened 
and after an hour of waiting they took off again.  He asked the flight 
attendent what happened.  She replied that the pilot heard a noise in 
the engine so they went back and got a new pilot.

[Credit for this belongs to Dennis Christopher who relays this true
story - Brian]

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