I saw this morning that Sun is suing MicroSoft for using Java without their permission. My immediate response was: "Bill would probably save money by buying Sun MicroSystems rather than going to court and having to give them lots of money. I can just see people opening their front door in the morning, picking up their newspaper from the step, seeing the headline 'MicroSoft buys Sun', and looking up in the sky at the big yellow sphere, thinking 'geez... I hope it doesn't crash'."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)