In the Nautical Rules of the Road class at Massachusetts Maritime Academy, the instuctor would quiz us with such questions as, "When entering harbor at night you see three vertical lights - red, white, red. What is it?" Correct answers guaranteed weekend liberty was not withheld. One of the class asked the instructor the question, "When entering harbor at night you see four vertical lights - red, white, red, red. What is it?" There being no such configuration in the Rules, the instructor, responded he didn't know. "It's a whore house with a virgin on the third floor." This cost my classmate a weekend liberty restriction.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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