There was a guy who took his dog into a bar. Upon seeing the dog, the bartender tells the owner that dogs were not allowed into the bar. "Oh, this dog is special. This dog can talk," the owner said. "Really," the bartender replied, "Sure it can 'speak,' like almost any dog." "No," the owner said, "This dog can actually talk like a normal human." The bartender couldn't believe this for one second. He then decided to make a bet with the owner. "I tell you what, I'll give you free drinks for the evening if that dog can do what you're saying." The owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog answers, "Roof!" Upon hearing this, the bartender picks up the owner and the dog and throws them out the door. While sitting on the sidewalk, the dog turns to the owner quite confused, "What-Ty Cobb!?!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)