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Convict hobbies

jack.christenson@nsco.network.com (Jack Christenson)
Network Systems Corporation
(smirk, heard it, offense=women)

Heard on the radio:

Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass 
their time in jail.

The first one pulls out a harmonica and says "I can play all my
favorite songs on this."

The second takes out a deck of cards. "I can play poker with myself
with these."

The third gets out a box of tampons. "Well, it says on here that
with these I can go swimming, horseback riding, cycling, ..."

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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