Geez, looks like I chose the wrong weekend to attend a wedding... What follows are the better submissions regarding the Holyfield/Tyson fight results. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Bob Altshuler) With Mills Lane stopping the fight after Tyson's second bite, the following question remains unanswered: Just how many bites does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of Evander Holyfield? = = = = = = = From: nweaver@dusk.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Nicholas C. Weaver) Tyson doesn't get it. He was supposed to get a taste of VICTORY in this fight, not a taste of the victor. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Paul S R Chisholm) Organization: AirMedia, Inc. Good news! Don King has just announced that Mike Tyson will be ready to fight again, as soon as he gets the okay from his dentist. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Clark Adams) Evander Holyfield proved that he was sincere in his Christian convictions - If a man biteth thy right ear, turn the other cheek and offer him thy other also. (Matt 5:39) = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Steve Bush) Heard from a coworker: I understand that Mike Tyson used to be a world ranked prize fighter. Now, he's just a two bit boxer. = = = = = = = From: wolk@ccm.UManitoba.CA (Barry Wolk) Mike Tyson was disqualified because of a lobe blow. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Tony Lima) Organization: Toad Hall þ High Octane BBS þ 415-595-2427 " ... I just snapped." - Mike Tyson, Monday, June 30. Yes, Mike, we know. We all saw you snap on TV. Like a turtle. = = = = = = = From: (Mark Wiley) I heard that Holyfield was trying to sue Tyson for trying to bite off his ears, but the judge wouldn't give him a hearing. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (David B. Lewis) Organization: c/o Integrated Computer Solutions That's what Evander Holyfield deserves for taunting Mike Tyson: "Hey Mike, you tough guy! C'mon, you want a piece of me?"
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