Three reasons sex is better with sheep: 1. They don't waste all that time jabbering at you 2. Afterword, you don't have to hold them till they fall asleep 3. When you're done, you get a nice sweater out of the deal [Paraphrased from the Don Imus morning show]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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