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Two rabbis were walking past a church and saw a sign reading "We'll pay you $2,000 to convert."

The first rabbi, clearly offended, arched his eyebrows and decided to look into the matter. The second agreed to stay outside. Twenty minutes later the first rabbi returned.

"Well?" asked the second rabbi. "Is it true? Could they really be offering money for a conversion? Did they offer $2,000 dollars?"

The first rabbi just frowned and replied... "2,000 dollars?... Is that all you people think about?"

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