This is an original, true story; it happened last night: I was visiting my friends, Lisa and Sandy, who happen to be lesbian partners. I was showing them a simple trick with a normal calculator where you can get a chosen digit to repeat by multiplying the digit * 9 * 12345679. I asked Lisa, "What's your favorit digit?" Lisa said, "Hmmm. I don't think I have a favorite. I never thought about it." So Sandy volunteered that her favorite digit was nine. "Well, I guess mine's six, then," replied Lisa.
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