Golfer Fuzzy Zoeller apologized for suggesting that Tiger Woods shouldn't request a menu of fried chicken and collard greens at the Masters tournament banquet. Zoeller explained, "I'm sorry if I offended Tiger, his father, or any other black Americans. What I meant to say was I hope he doesn't ask for fried _dog_". Woods and his mother were unavailable for comment.
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