So...there was this traveling salesman...ya, the same one you've heard about before! He knocks on a door, and a small kid answers. " Can I talk to your mother, he asks?" Sorry Mister, the kid says..."she's out in back getting fu#$ed by a sheep!" "Look it, kid, the man says, it has been a loong day, and I just wanna talk to your mom for a minute." "No, really mister" says the kid. So, he goes in the door, out the back door and over to the big red barn out in back which has a door open a little way. He takes a look in, turns to the kid and says...:Sheeeez! Doesn't that ever bother you?" To which the kid replies.... NAAAAAA!
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