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A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up some very sensitive
information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk
around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.  He found
himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.

"Hello, said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Murphy."

"Well you're in luck," said the farmer, "as it happens, there's a village 
right over the hill, where there's a  butcher called Murphy, the baker is 
named Murphy, three widows are called Murphy.  In fact my name is Murphy."

Aha, thought the agent, here's my man. So he whispered the secret code. 
"The sun is shining.....the grass is growing.....the cows are ready for 
milking."

"Oh" said the farmer, "your'e looking for Murphy the spy - he's in the 
village over the other direction."

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