I went on a rock-hunting trip with my friend and his family, and with the absence of toilets we were forced to releive ourselves in the woods. I went off into the weeds first, returned, and my friend then did the same. When he got back, I remarked, "Man, glad I'm back; there was a huge spider back in there!" "Must have missed it," he mused. "I didn't," I replied.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)