The Washington, DC news radio station, WTOP, has an every-10-minute traffic report cycle. On 6 February the head traffic reporter, Bob Marburg, was getting increasingly irate about the huge potholes that were appearing and causing massive traffic tie-ups and damaging vehicles. All of this with no sign of any pothole repair crews from the DC government, currently in severe financial difficulties. Towards the end of the evening rush, Bob finally loses it and adds this at the end of his report: "Remember, driving in Washington can void the warranty on your humvee!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)