While stationed at an airbase in Northern Maine, I was looking for a gag gift for my girlfriends sister who was getting married. The base exchange didn't have much that inspired me, until I came across a carton of rubbers. (Sorry, I can't spell pro whatever) I took them to the counter, wondering how many were in the box. When I asked, "Is this a gross" the clerk looked over and answered in a rich, German accent. "I do not know what size they are." She is probably still wondering why I giggled all through paying for them. [Note - "gross" in German translates to "large" - ed.]
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