Out shopping one day, my wife got caught in the line at the register behind a rebellious 5 year old and his mom. The boy could not keep his hands to himself and kept adding gum and candy to the cart that the mother would then put back on the shelf. The boy finally latched on to one pack of gum that he would return to the cart everytime his mom returned it to the shelf. Exasperated, his mom glared at him and said, "If I see you do that again, I'm telling your father!" The boy replied, "If you do, I'm telling GrandMa I saw you kiss Daddy's pee-pee." She bought the gum and left.
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