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Sister Mary's Original Cure (Henry W. Farkas)
(smirk, swearing)

Heard today, from a co-worker:

Mister Mary Ketherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor 
store.  One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and she said: "Oh Jack, give me 
a pint o' the brandy."  "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could 
never do that!  I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"  "Oh Jack," 
she responed, "it's only for the Mother Superior."  Her voice dropped.  
"It helps her constipation, you know."  So Jack sold her the brandy.

Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home.  As he passed the
nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine?  And she was
snockered.  She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her
arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk.  A crowd was gathering. 

Jack pushed through and exclaimed: "Sister Mary Katherine!  For 
shame!  And you told me this was for the Mother Superior's 
constipation!"  Sister Mary K. didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so 
it is me lad, so it is.  When she sees me, she's going to s**t!"

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