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Shoot me now (Greg Rapawy)
(original, chuckle, Internet)

I was sitting here, reading Usenet, looking occasionally at the clock,
realizing I ought to be going to bed rather soon.

But I didn't really want to sleep.  I have a strange biological rhythm 
lately.  So a little forlorn part of my brain, somewhere in the 
conscience area, was making up reasons why I should turn in.

"You have an important interview tomorrow."  


"You have to do a problem set tomorrow and pack for an upcoming trip."  


"You're so completely wrung out that exhaustion has become a normal
 state, which is why you don't feel any special urge to hit the sack
 at the moment."  


And finally, in desperation...

"The sooner you go to sleep, the sooner you'll wake up -- and there'll
 be *new mail* waiting for you."  

Good grief.

My soul is clearly lost.  Will someone please make arrangements for the 
disposal of this drained, still-typing carcass?

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

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