Some friends of mine were explaining the `facts of life' to their 8 year daughter and 10 year old son, and the question arose, "can boys marry each other?". Well, yes (came the answer), and they have a special name called `homosexual'. The next question came, "can girls marry each other". Before any adult can answer, the other child answered, "yes, and they are called margesexual".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)