We recently acquired a particularly obnoxious contractor where I work (also as a contractor). His salient characteristics are constant gum popping and a less than perfect toupee. As several of us were standing at the coffee machine yesterday with my cubicle mate, Steve, we heard the tell-tale gum popping of the new hire coming toward us. Steve leaned over and muttered to the group: "By the smacking of his gums, Something wig-ged this way comes." The new hire's nickname is now "MacBreath."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)