(Conversation between two women going to a party this past weekend. Unrehearsed. I was just riding in the back seat listening.) Two women, both about forty, both divorced, getting gas at the "Full Serve" island. They're joking about the three extremely cute young guys at the gas station. One of them wants to take home a boy-toy and screw his brains out. "Young guys have such enthusiasm. And stamina. They can go at it a dozen times a day." "Sure, they're enthusiastic. But they have no technique. What about foreplay?" "The first six times are foreplay."
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