This was sent to me by a friend: ----- >From: Peter Hebert <phebert@lamar.ColoState.EDU> This was a joke overheard in the barbershop this morning, it was told by a guy born in 1912. A husband a wife were celebrating their 90th wedding anniversary, and the media was there to document the occassion. One of the reporters asked the secret to their successful marraige and longevity. The wife replied that they had never been sick. The young reporter was astonished and to confirm said, "So, you've never been bedridden". And the wife quickly replied, "Oh, 1000's of times, and twice in a buggy".
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