Boss, what's vacation? ``Boss, can I ask you something?'' ``Sure.'' ``Everyone's always talking about vacations and free time and things like that. How come I never have any?'' ``You wouldn't like it.'' ``But they think it's better than work. They really look forward to it.'' ``Remember last year, when the office was shut down for a week.'' ``When they replaced all windows? Sure I remember. I couldn't play with a computer for a week. Horrible.'' ``Vacations are like that.'' ``Oh.'' ``So you wouldn't like them.'' ``But everyone else does.'' ``Ah, but that's because they're lusers, not hackers.'' ``Oh.'' ``Now go back and write that compiler. We need it last week.''
(From the "Rest" of RHF)