[Note - what follows are the best of the recent jokes regarding the crashing of a ValueJet airline in the Everglades. These jokes poke fun at a major tragedy. If such jokes offend you, don't read them - ed.] = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Phillip Burgess) Subject: ValueJet Tried calling ValueJet to book a flight... Couldn't get through. They must be swamped. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Michele Tidd) Subject: In the Everglades what does one alligator say to the other alligator?? Not bad for airplane food = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Lee Groves) Subject: classical conditioning Anyone who owns goldfish knows how they learn to recognize your approach to the tank that often means feeding time. Upon seeing this last night, I got to wondering: Will the Crocodiles in the Everglads now start swimming to the surface every time a jet flys over? = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Greg Smith) Subject: Careful with that probe - or that syntax. True quote from TIME news service on Compuserve today. The ValuJet voice recorder was found: "Metro-Dade Sgt. Felix Jimenez was wading with eight other divers when his probe struck the recorder concealed by murky water southeast of where the DC-9 crashed, killing all 110 aboard." = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Airline Bits [THIS IS AN ORIGINAL JOKE BY ME, RON HAMILTON] What are Caucasions, Mexicans, Cubans and Blacks considered in the Everglades? The four basic food groups. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Michael Klingensmith) Subject: They've Started Already Y'know, you've got to wonder what the aligators were thinking when that jet came down. Aligator 1: HEY! Who ordered the take-out?
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