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Sew it up tight

BROWN.PETER@a1.mc.maricopa.edu (Peter Brown 461-7034)
(smirk, sexual)

	Last night at my childbirth class, the doctor came in to answer 
questions.  The subject of episiotimies arose.  For those uninitiated to 
childbirth, as the baby's head appears at the opening to the vagina an incision 
is made to enlarge the opening and allow the baby to slip out.

	"Doc, be sure you sew her back up tight.  Put in an extra stitch
or two for me!"

	The doctor arched his eyebrow. "Oh!!!" he replied. "Are you that small?"

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