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The hazards of smoking

jdybala@holly.ColoState.EDU (John Dybala)
(original, smirk)

I belong to Little People of America, a support/advocacy group for people 
with various forms of dwarfism. Once I went out to eat with three friends of 
mine from this group. At 4'7", I am the tallest.

Upon entering the restaurant, the hostess asked, "Smoking or 
non-smoking?" To which we replied, "Non-smoking. Don't you know smoking 
stunts your growth?"

(For further information about LPA, e-mail jdybala@holly.colostate.edu.)

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