Best of Jokes Current Jokes RHF Home Search Sponsor RHF?
Fun Stuff & Jokes
Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Olympic Digest

funny-request@clari.net (Funny Guy)
(smirk to chuckle, sexual, sick)

Below find some Olympic quickies.  Some of these jokes involve the bombing
incident.  If sick jokes don't appeal to you, don't read further.  You've
been warned - ed.

        =       =       =       =       =       =       =
From: whatis@CERF.NET (....What Is?....)
Subject: Popular Olympics t-shirt

I'm a novelty t-shirt maker.  Yesterday (i.e. far too late to do
anything about it), the ultimate t-shirt for the Atlanta Games
occurred to me:

"If you want to defect, I'm single."

        =       =       =       =       =       =       =
From: knocking@io.com (Bob James)
Subject: News from Atlanta

The newest T-shirt coming out of Atlanta says: 

"I went to Atlanta looking for gold and all I got was this piece of
shrapnel."

        =       =       =       =       =       =       =
From: tony.lima@toadhall.com (Tony Lima)
Subject: OLYMPIAN EVENT
Organization: Toad Hall  High Octane BBS  415-595-2427

This morning (7/27) CBS radio sports announced the results of
the following event:  "women's coxless rowing."  I can't be
the only one whose immediate reaction was, "Hey!  That's
redundant!" - Tony

        =       =       =       =       =       =       =
From: dand@rmi.net (Dan Duncan)
Subject: Olympic bombing

So any idea when terrorist bombings will become a real Olympic sport rather
than just an exhibition sport?

        =       =       =       =       =       =       =
From: wookie@panix.com (Steve Houle)
Subject: Olymic Bomb in the News

My roommate, Robert Monk, made this up.  (Or rather, made part of it 
up.)

A bomb exploded in busy Olympic Plaza in Atlanta today, killing one and 
injuring about a hundred.  Olympic Plaza is closed as the FBI mounts a 
major investigation.  Pepsi immediately claimed responsibility for the 
blast.

        =       =       =       =       =       =       =
From: wolk@ccm.UManitoba.CA (Barry Wolk)
Subject: Rowing

This appeared in our local newspaper, where it is credited to
comedian Angus Hamilton.

Q: Why isn't Cuba entered in any of the Olympic rowing events?

A: Because any Cuban who can row already lives in Florida.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Best of Jokes | Current Jokes | RHF Home | Search

Get The Internet Jokebook
Featuring the very best of netfunny.com on dead trees.