On the TV show "Lush Life" the telephone kept ringing and one of female characters answered it and immediately hung up. When another character asked "Who was it?", her reply was "Oh, It was just Candice Bergman asking me to switch" I look at my wife and said "Well, at least it wasn't Ellen DeGeneres!"
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