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Automated Nuclear Support

BFINLEY@apsc.com (BRENT J FINLEY)
(smirk)

Last week we were having a weekly teleconference call
with our NSSS vendor (they built our nuclear reactor
at Palo Verde generating station.)  We kept getting a
voice mail and someone commented that they didn't have
a secretary so it would be useless to press "0" to try
to get a real live person.  We then thought they should
try an automated menu system for their office.

It might sound something like this...


"If you need assitance responding to an NRC fine
or violation...please press '1'...

If your reactor is on fire...please press '2'...

If your reactor has melted...please press '3'...

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(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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