I heard this from a friend at a party. The names are chosen to be gender neutral (in the U.S.). Supply the gender you think of as sleeping with men.... Chris and Pat are discussing doing laundry and how they know if it's going to rain or not. (No sense putting laundry out to dry on a rainy day.) Chris: "I just look at my husband when I wake up. If his penis is lying off to the left, it's going to rain, so I don't do laundry that day. But if it's lying to the right, then it will be sunny, so it's a good day for doing laundry." Pat: "That's interesting. But what do you do if his penis is right in the middle?" Chris: "Well, who on earth wants to do laundry on a day like that?"
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