A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, are always arguing the finer points of thier respective theologies. Trying to prove the other one is wrong. One day they are riding in a car, they get cut off by a drunk driver. The car flies off the road, rolls five times end-over-end, and comes to rest on it's roof. The Priest and Rabbi crawl from the wreckage and are amazed, they are even alive. As the Priest crosses himself, he notices the Rabbi doing the same. Priest shouts "Praise Be! You've seen the Light!" "What?" said the Rabbi. "You-you've crossed yourself. You have seen the True Way! This is wonderful." "Cross myself?!? No no no. I was just checking 'Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.'"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)