Five-Martini Lunch (from a former co-worker) A man went into a bar and ordered a martini. When he got through drinking it he ate the top part of the glass. After he had eaten that, he turned the glass over and ate the base too. Then he carefully laid the stem down on the counter and ordered another martini. The bartender got it for him and didn't say anything. The man did the same thing with the second martini: he drank it, then ate the top of the glass, turned it over, ate the base, and carefully laid the stem on the counter beside the first one. He continued to do this until he had five stems laid in a row on the bar. Up to this point the bartender hadn't said a word. Of course the man was getting pretty sloshed, so he looked at the bartender belligerently and said, "I bet you think I'm crazy, don't you!" The bartender looked him straight in the eye and replied, "You sure are! The stem's the best part!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)