My attorney told me this (so it probably cost me $100) A mature husband and wife were talking and the husband announced that you can find counsel on any aspect of life in the Bible. His bride snickered and made fun of her silly husband. He challenged her to name a topic -- any topic. After some thought she thought she might stump him with this topic...her recent bout of PMS. The husband retired for study to the den and didn't emerge from the den for almost an hour. With much fanfare he announced that he had found a passage in the new testament about PMS. It went like this: ..and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)