I had the rare opportunity to eat lunch with my wife, my 3 year old and my infant daughter yesterday. Of course, the choice of eating establishments was based on the current toys being offered. David (the 3 yr old) just had to go to Burger King to get a 'Toy Story'toy. Each of the drink glasses has a different character from the movie on it. David got a small drink featuring one of the lesser known characters. My wife had a medium drink with the high-tech spaceman called "Buzz Lightyear". I had a large with the low-tech wooden cowboy named Woody. As I approached the table carrying my drink, David exclaimed (in a very loud voice): "Look Dad, you've got a Woody!!!" Needless to say, I got many amused looks from the patrons. [For non-native English-speakers, 'woody' is American slang for an erection]
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