This was related as the true experience of a friend of mine, who wishes to remain anonymous. Seems that Bill and Mary had just finished having sexual intercourse when it was discovered that the condom they had used had come off. After the initial panic wore off and expletives were issued, Bill, in a fit of humor, yelled toward Mary's nether regions: "Go toward the light! Go toward the light!"
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